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 Posted: Sat Sep 30th, 2023 15:03
Eric



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Iain wrote:
Predictive sex I mean text sticks again. :lol:
A builder friend of mine (sadly passed away far too early) once made a real howler.

Talking to a lady customer about the finishing/decoration that she was planning in the new extension he had just built was heard to say……

” would you like a dildo?” The woman’s eyes went out on stalks, but John continued “ a lot of people go in for a dildos now “. The woman was silent but red faced by now. “ you can have it rubbed down and stained or painted to match the skirting “.  The woman somewhat relieved said “ you mean a dado Mr P”.

Poor old John ….he couldn’t blame predictive text!

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