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A builder friend of mine (sadly passed away far too early) once made a real howler.
Talking to a lady customer about the finishing/decoration that she was planning in the new extension he had just built was heard to say……
” would you like a dildo?” The woman’s eyes went out on stalks, but John continued “ a lot of people go in for a dildos now “. The woman was silent but red faced by now. “ you can have it rubbed down and stained or painted to match the skirting “. The woman somewhat relieved said “ you mean a dado Mr P”.
Poor old John ….he couldn’t blame predictive text!
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