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 Posted: Fri Sep 14th, 2012 15:29
Iain



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blackfox wrote:
unfortunately this is a fact of life in the birding world ,the biggest penis(lens) in the hide type always want to try and get a better shot probably based on the premise that they paid more for there gear so they can be more arrogant .
i have a very efficient way of dealing with this ,i seem to have the ability to fart very loudly on demand ,if not a few loud burps also works well ,luckily as robert can testify i have the height,bulk ,and gob to back up these actions .sad i know but a fact of life these days ,you always find these a******es that push in are the ones that won't indulge in banter with the smaller penis (lens) types that frequent the locations to .
so if your in a bird hide acting the prat and some big geezer stands next to you and lets rip introduce yourself i can be nice at times 3:)


I like this method.

My method in Ed's case is, when using a big lens step forward to just behind the left or right shoulder of said person, other wise known as prat, and when taking a shot swing the lens left or right as needed to make contact with prats head followed with an apology.

I find this tends to make them move. 3:)