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the phone call time to cheer this place up

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Posted by blackfox: Sun Mar 10th, 2013 12:38

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Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,

'Hello?'

'Hi honey. This is Daddy.
Is Mummy near the phone?'

'No, Daddy.
She's upstairs in the bedroom with uncle Mike.'

After a brief pause Daddy says,
'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Mike.'

'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with mummy,
Right now..'

Brief Pause.

'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs
And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mummy
That Daddy's car just pulled up onto the driveway.'

'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.

'I did it, Daddy.'

'And what happened, honey?'

'Well, Mummy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming,
Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser
And now she isn't moving at all!'

'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Mike?'

'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.
He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window
And into the swimming pool..
But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water
Last week to clean it.

He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'

Long Pause

Longer Pause

Even Longer Pause

Then Daddy says,

'Swimming pool? .............

Is this 03548657310??

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Posted by Robert: Sun Mar 10th, 2013 15:26

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Very good, yes things are a bit quiet after the D7100 and 80-400 replacement announcements. I would like to say I am dying for an announcement one way or another on the D400 but if I were to get a fresh camera, BIG if, it would be FX. I would prefer larger sensor and regain the original 35mm focal lengths, rather than the DX format.

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Robert.

Posted by Squarerigger: Mon Mar 11th, 2013 09:18

3^rd Post

Very good Jeff, I needed a good laugh!

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Posted by Kathy Baker: Tue Mar 12th, 2013 13:04

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:thumbsup:That was pretty good

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